I’m trying to organize this but I’m kind of pressing against time here.OK, it’s time for a little confession: I’ve been wearing winged eyeliner for years because Lauren Conrad from The Hills made a cat eye her beauty signature. There’s roughly 2000ish headcanons (probably more) on this account so this will take FOREVER. Obey me obey me shall we date satan obey me obey me diavolo simeon obey me obey me headcanons lucifer obey me mammon obey me leviathan obey me asmodeus obey me beelzebub obey me belphegor obey me barbatos obey me luke obey me solomon obey meĭue to Tumblr updating and throwing my whole game off, I guess I have to do this. Maybe he could also be commander? Of what country by the way? You just became 10x more interesting to him and suddenly hes following you around everywhere, asking questions and telling you to put him through a training program. You sure thats what you want? Yes? Then just know hes watching over you Solomon:

Baking is so much more fun than being a commander right? Right? Poor baby is concerned because what if, heaven forbid, something would happen to you? Ugh thats so many responsibilities. Gently teases you about joining Heavens Army once you’re dead.

He likes a woman/man that can hold their own. Expect mini tests from him lol but hes still impressed, don’t get me wrong!! Simeon:Ĭute. Interesting ~ he will put your skills to test before you claim such a title. Still wants to know why and how you rose to ~power~ like that. Maybe he should put you in hell’s army for a while just to see hoe you hold up? Jk jk youre no match for hell’s army. What was that? You dont have TIME to SLEEP? What? Diavolo:Īlready knew. Like yeah that’s cool but if youre trying to REALLY impress him, how about you take a nap together and tell him you dreamt of him. Quite honestly… Its not important to him. Take care of yourself yes? Don’t stress yourself. Honestly kind of becomes concerned but also maybe you should put him through a workout After all he knows that the military has KILLER workouts. Also you look so good in your uniform? But still. you’ll get calluses from all the training and UGH the SWEAT is gonna make you break out !!! But damn those muscles are showing. Its impressive but why? Why the military? Why not… I dont know… Become a librarian? Asmodeus:

He already respects the hell out of you but pssstt. LOLOLOL dont think he’ll respect you more just because you’re commander in the military. Leviathan:Ĭommander gang! Well he’s the Grand Admiral of Hell’s navy… Same thing right? What made you get into the military? Are you into war? Do you play CoD or Battlefield? Somehow manages to make this about video games.

Why are you cooler than him? Silently cries about it in his room. Please remind him that there’s more to a commander than, well, commanding. See? Yes mammon just ordered lucifer around and now hes getting punished because wodjshwisja boi NO. Treats you just the same, just, with a little more respect because you could ~potentially~ hold yourself above waters in hell. No don’t think that just because youre a commander in the military, that you can command him around. THE BROTHERS + UNDATEABLES with MC as commander in the militaryĪlready knew. Psst ~ yes you can 👀 i assume you meant human military (I know some people like to go into hells or heavens armies lol)

Psst psst cat